So.. 1½ hour go I said i woud be going to bed… Well unfortunaey tumblr just ate the 1½ hour ^^;
I had to post this because I saw it online and I been here before with my friend Page who doesn’t live far from it.
- Shades: survival of the fittest,or the spooniest.
- BF: lol, the evolution of eating utensiles.
- BF: So did forks evolve from sporks which evolved from spoons?
- Shades: Forks evolved from Sporks, which evolved from Spoons, there for the Fork is the top of the food chain meaning;
- Forks hunt both the Spork and the Spoon with out much worry of being harmed in a the process.
- While Sporks can sometimes in packs take down a fork, the usually only go after Spoon since there is less risk.
- Spoon as the bottom of the food chain in the end have to resort to hunting the weaker or the sicklier Spoons for food, though Spoons have been known on the rare occasion to form into great packs and completely decimate the resident Fork or Spork population.
- BF: Now... where do knifes fit into this xD
- Shades: oh dear god.
- Shades: Now the question of Knives comes up, Knives are an evolutionary anomaly and scientists at this time have yet to come up with an explanation to when, why, where they branched off, or what actually caused Knives to branch off from the Spoon's evolutionary track, but they did, and much government funded research is being put into the study and observation of the Knives.
- BF: At what point did knives evolve into swords and various other weapons? Also where do chopsticks fit into all of this? xD
- Shades: I love you and hate you at the same time.
- Shades: Next question, the evolution from Knife to Sword is much like the Spoon's own evolution, so this is how we get the theory that the Spoon and the Knife are connected genetically in some way.The difference is that the Knife and the Sword both work together and formed a rather sophisticated society, under observation we discovered a unique social structure, the Knives work as laborers and often caregivers and nurtures to the Sword's young, in exchange the Swords provide protection and security to the Knives, there is even a possible case that there is mating between the species, this is how both the machete and bayonet happened, what exactly happens to cause these two species is still unknown and once again being researched. As for Chopsticks that is classified government information and at this time not to be released to the public.
- BF: Do i even want to ask where axes and maces and spears come into this?
- Shades: At this time no other information is to be released to the public. Thank you for your time.
About motherless pets
Why am I such a big animal lover? Despite living in an apartment and having 2 pet rats, I am still taking myself in thinking about adopting 5 2 weeks old kittens who are motherless. its 3 males and 2 females.. only thing is.. they will whimper, they will need milk every 4th hour ( and I work 4½ hours at wednesdays ) And they will need help for ‘doing their shit’… But well I kow how to do that..
Hve I ever mentioned that back in 1998 I helped feeding and taking care of a foal my fosterparents had, which had lost is mother the same day it had ben born..?I kinda wonder what happend to that stallion.. He got named Blancho.<3 I hope he is doing well, wherever he is..
- society: Everyone's beautiful.
- society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
- society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
- society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
- society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
- society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
- society: You had sex?! Slut!
- society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
- society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
- society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
- society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
- society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
- society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
- society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
- society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
- -someone kills themself-
- society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
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